Some Ragingly funny some not so Ragingly funny
When I forget that I forgot!
when my brain says yes then, the rest of my body says...NO!
that growing old means your joints become weather forecasters.
Isn't my Maukie the cat cute! If you click on his chest, he purrs!
when there's peanut butter in my jelly and jelly in my peanut butter!
when spammers want to add a penis to my anatomy!
to no end. They can't leave well enough alone then wonder why people abandon their ship!
when freedom of speech is only allowed to a select few!
when people won't or can't laugh at themselves, as if their face would break if they did.
when people don't like my blogs and call them low quality mush-mush...get over it!
Bill Clinton said: "It wasn't sex"
when politicians act as if they know how people with no money feel.
the dog out and he comes back and poops on my bed!
my rules apply not yours.Call God Allah...No, No, NO!
show is interrupted with Bush diatribes. His face looks as if it will break if he smiles too long.
is stealing.Plagiarists should be shot and beaten with a wet noodle.
when I'm taking a shower and someone flushes the toilet.
when you don't notice that there's none left before you've done your business.
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